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Robot-ussin: Man drinks too much Tussin, sees robot. Hilarity ensues.  

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I'm So Bored That I Could Cry: The devil and an overzealous cow decide to have a good ole-fashioned trashcan throwing contest down on the farm. A music video for Baltimore-based songwriting legend Brian Adam Ant. Hilarity ensues.
high speed                low speed A Special Message From CCAQZ: Every year countless teens are "consumed" by queer zombies and even more become convinced that the same queer zombies "don't wanna eat brains"and "just want to party." A film recently dug out of the CCAQZ archives attempts to debunk these myths and place the blame where it really belongs. For God's sake we can't let queer zombies win!!" -Hilarity ensues......
high speed                   low speed Weekend Warrior: Directed by:  Nikc Miller
Starring:  Danny Greenwald, Mediocrity
Music by:Newagehillbilly

A Super 8 color film showcasing a man's violent obsession with female bodybuilding, muscle sculpting, and most importantly EXPLODING!
high speed                low speed Introduction to the Interstellar Code:  A parody of Harford County Network programming. A man explains the secrets of the universe as discovered in the elusive 3D chip!  Hilarity ensues.
high speed                low speed Hana: Sharpie marker put to Super-8, put to music by Asa-Chang & Junray.  Hilarity ensues.
high speed                low speed Bringing Your Balls Back!: The Robert Evans Dog Training Video Part 1 (of 30) :The flipside of “The Kid Stays In The Picture.” The head of Paramount wants to train your motherfuckin’ dog. Dialogue completely adlibbed by John Bennett. Made in two days for CAmm Slamm 2004 (and it shows.) Hilarity ensues.
high speed                low speed Why Did You Kill Me Mommy? :A grown aborted fetus asks the burning question, finding rejection at every turn. Hilarity ensues
high speed                low speed The Skitters: Causes and Cures: After eating too many grapefruits, a man falls ill to the powerful disease know as the Skitters. The road to recovery is long and arduous and in the end there seems to be no foolproof way to kill the disease. More than 1 million people are living with Skitters and do not know it......dang. Part 2 of the Hillbilly Illness trilogy.  Hilarity ensues