Tuesday, September 27, 2005

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Better Hollywood entered CAmm Slamm this year, Baltimore's own homegrown 48 hour film competition, with "Fuck Pillows" our best entry to date (previous entries include: "Why did you kill me mommy?" and "Bringing Your Balls Back!") The end result was a 7-minute film starring Steve Thomas that somehow oddly resembled the work of John Waters, David Lynch, Rosemary's Baby, and British Public Broadcasting. The picture above is a glimpse of our own prop, a fuck pillow designed and tested by Better Hollywood.

The results of the CAmm Slamm were mixed. While the quality of the work was overall pretty amazing, the politics involving "Audience choice" voting really got in the way of making it anything close to fair. Thanks to the practices of one particular group who made a film about buying the CAmm Slamm vote, what resulted was one big ass bought vote, while the rest of the audience was just simply the groups who made the films. The groups who ended up really winning were actually really good : RedStarKGB and Armando Valle in particular, made some amazing films that really deserved their wins. Our friends at Pasquinade Films took home 3rd after three years of consistently funny work. It's just a shame that they had to have the "glory" taken away due to the self-glorifying shenanigans of the one particular group.

In any case, "Fuck Pillows" will be up on the site within the next week or so. I'm going to try to get a couple more things on the site because I just realized we have a lot more material that should be put up for you beautiful people.

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Are you saying Video Kitchen's documentary didn't bring up a valid point?

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Sure the point was valid. However there are other ways to go about handling the situation. You have to understand that the Creative Alliance does this kind of event in order for people to network. The prize is simply an incentive. I would suggest taking a more active role in the organization to change it rather than "sticking it to 'em."

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Well, I dont think they made a point at all. I think they are a waste of time and that the whole thing is being given attention it does not deserve.

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Then why give it attension by wrting something?

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Because even if you think what happened is despicable, it still happened and my point is to mention the films that I like despite it all. This is pretty self-explanatory.

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Blogger bhp said...

Well, sometimes, you mainly comment for what you feel contributes to the well-being of humankind. Frankly, I have little or no personal point in writing this comment but I must point out you have two spelling errors in your comment Jasen. I'm not telling you what they are, because I feel that you may need the challenge, but the outcome of your spelling truimph has little or nothing to do with me, and is more or less the simple selfless service of helping mankind.

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